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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
2 Minnesota lawmakers shot in apparent 'targeted' incident: Officials - ABC News
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Still no good
share office space ...
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Have you ever lost any respect for someone instantly?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons